You're not broke. You're just lying to yourself

Money Dude.
Find The Leak.

It's not a budgeting app. It's the one guy in your life who remembers every single time you called something an "investment" and is done letting you get away with it.

One payment No subscriptions Yours. Done.
Money Dude — Find The Leak
Say it with your chest

This Is For You If

You've got a "setup." You've got "gear." You've got a bet that's "almost hit" for three weeks straight.

You don't have a spending problem. You have a vocabulary problem. And you've gotten really, really good at it.

Nobody's called you on it yet because nobody's been paying close enough attention. This has.

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watch him work
No confessions. No feelings. Just numbers

The Audit

You're not sitting down to "open up." You're sitting down to get audited — subscriptions on autopay you forgot exist, the gear that's still in the box, the bets you keep chasing to make the last one make sense.

Give it the real numbers once. It builds the picture. It never asks you to explain yourself twice.

A number you can actually lose to

The Leak Scoreboard

Forget the ledger. This is a scoreboard.

Total leaked this month. By category. Up or down. Same brain that tracks your reps, your K/D, your PR — except now it's pointed at your bank account, and it doesn't let you round in your own favor.

You're not "managing finances." You're trying to beat a number that's currently beating you.

Leaked This Month −$1,247
Subscriptions (unused) $89.94 ▲ 12%
Gear (still in box) $349.00 ▲ new
Bets (chasing) $420.00 ▲ 38%
Food delivery (lazy tax) $188.50 ▼ 6%
"Investments" $199.99 ▲ lol
It's got receipts on your excuses

The Callouts

"You've called three different purchases an investment this month. None of them were."

No lecture. No lowercase-therapy voice. Just the fact, stated once, with the receipts to back it up — because it remembers literally every time you've used that word before, and it's not letting you slide on it anymore.

That's the whole game. It doesn't forget. You do.

It knows why you buy before you do

Pattern Detection

Status buy. Boredom buy. "I deserve this after the week I had" buy. Chasing a bet to justify the last one.

It's tagging every purchase against what actually drove it, and the longer it watches, the harder it gets to hide from it. This isn't a guess. It's a pattern it's caught you in before.

Beat your own PR

Streaks

"Your longest no-impulse-buy streak is 11 days. You're on day 4 trying to beat it."

No "be gentle with yourself." You broke the streak, fine — now go break your old number. This isn't recovery. It's a rematch.

Current Streak
4
PR to beat: 11 days
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No date night. Just a check

The Money Check

Once a month it sits you down. What leaked, what you plugged, what's still bleeding. No candles, no soft framing — just the check, delivered straight, because it never stopped watching in the first place.

What you're actually paying for

Pricing

Agent

$197one-time · yours. done.
  • Full audit — where it's actually leaking, not where you think it is
  • A live scoreboard, not a dead ledger
  • Callouts on the exact words you use to justify a buy
  • Pattern detection built for status, boredom, and chase-spending — not generic "categories"
  • Streaks that run on personal records, not vibes
  • Monthly Check, fully recapped, zero effort from you
  • One payment. No subscription quietly running in the background.
Start The Audit – $197
Don't want to touch it yourself?

White Glove Install

$497add-on · VPS only
  • Set up on your own private VPS, dedicated, not shared with anyone
  • Handed to you configured and ready to run
  • No terminal, no config files, nothing to break
  • Show up with your numbers. It's already live.
Run it with your guys

Community & The Math

When you buy the agent, a community unlocks with it for $29.99/month. It's a room full of guys running the same audit — compare scoreboards, track streaks, and talk trash about it. Actual accountability instead of doing this quietly by yourself.

Because nobody's in this room without the agent, every member automatically becomes an affiliate. You get a personal referral link, and if someone joins through yours, you get 30% commission on both the agent purchase and their recurring community membership.

Bring in 4 guys, you've made your $197 back and you're up 20% on top. Everyone after that is just money. Same deal on community referrals — recurring payments every single month they're in. You don't have to sell anything. You just have to be the guy who mentioned it after it actually worked.

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One-Time Commission
$591
Monthly Recurring
$89.97

30% of $197 one-time + 30% of $29.99/mo per active referral.

Last call

Find the leak.
Fix the leak.

You've told yourself you'd track it better. You've opened the app, looked at the number, closed it, said nothing.

This doesn't ask you to feel anything about that. It just finds the leak, keeps score, and remembers your excuses so you eventually run out of new ones.

Find the leak. Fix the leak.

Start The Audit – $197 →